Bewildered

Is my blog meant to have a certain theme?... I probably should have thought this through better.

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

(Source: sandandglass, via ugh-i-should-probably-be-worried)

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(Source: strocka, via onceihadalifenowihaveablog)

overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

(via justacatt)

“aw that sucks :(”

—   me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

(via justacatt)

personifyingchaos:

Liam Hemsworth on working with Jennifer Lawrence

(via superwholocked-in-camelot)

gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

(via heyfunniest)

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via unsuccessfulblogger)

shakesqear:

I LOVE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU LISTEN TO AN OLD SONG AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE LYRICS THEY JUST KINDA COME OUT

(Source: mihcael, via unsuccessfulblogger)

iopenattheclose-nevermore:

alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

Bruh ima use some of these.

(via heyfunniest)

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

(via unsuccessfulblogger)

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

(via unsuccessfulblogger)

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

(via unsuccessfulblogger)

jeou:

THE MOTTO

(Source: badgirlsclubgifs, via unsuccessfulblogger)

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

(Source: alsocool, via tyleroakley)