Bewildered

Is my blog meant to have a certain theme?... I probably should have thought this through better.

me when i’m almost home:

I can almost taste the internet

nitrqin:

gay marriage is illegal but sparkly uggs aren’t

(via basically-a-fangirl)

unclefather:

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

(via basically-a-fangirl)

"I feel incredibly awkward as a human being and incredibly teenaged still."

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily, via onceihadalifenowihaveablog)

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

(Source: sandandglass, via ugh-i-should-probably-be-worried)

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(Source: strocka, via onceihadalifenowihaveablog)

overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

(via justacatt)

“aw that sucks :(”

—   me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

(via justacatt)

personifyingchaos:

Liam Hemsworth on working with Jennifer Lawrence

(via superwholocked-in-camelot)

gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

(via heyfunniest)

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via unsuccessfulblogger)

shakesqear:

I LOVE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU LISTEN TO AN OLD SONG AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE LYRICS THEY JUST KINDA COME OUT

(Source: mihcael, via unsuccessfulblogger)